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...sure, these people
don’t visit me too often – so
I have to entertain myself somehow
from time to time. I got disappointed with
humans a long long time ago, so now the only
ones
to satisfy my passions are my rubber girlfriend
Sarah
and lots of material objects scattered around my
shack.
I’m full of love – and I share it with Sarah,
with nice thick
candles I’ve got hidden under my bed – and even with an
old rotten log that lies in my basement
(his name is Adam… Cute, isn’t he?)
Well… Actually, what is all this
talk for when you can
see the most secret episodes of my quiet lonely
life at my website – get registered
and enjoy it right now!
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